Trail #2137: Marcellus Secures A Sweaty Swinger Surprise!(say that 5 times fast)

TT: Draft Daze @ 6:30 PM 2417 Hope Mills Rd # 102, Fayetteville, NC 28304

Start: 215 Timberlake Dr, Fayetteville, NC 28314 @ 1 PM

This week we will have a couple of our favorite hashers from south of the border, Sweaty Nipple Surprise! and Son Of A Swinger Man as our hares. They have the honor of haring on a day we celebrate the anticipated arrival of a next gen hasher. If you like being disappointed then this is not the trail for you! Cum out and help celebrate Donkey and Shithai's sex trophy and remember to stay the fuck away from Chewy if you're a girl who wants to stay childless!

This week only, you get my patch if you can say this title 5 times fast for me.

Bring $7 hash cash, sunscreen, baby shower things, change of clothes, vessel, HASH SHOES

On After: 215 Timberlake Dr, Fayetteville, NC 28314