Trail #2121: Just Ariana Fucked Schaefer's Rectum

TT: Draft Daze @ 6:30 PM 2417 Hope Mills Rd # 102 Fayetteville, NC 28304

Start: Mazarick Park @ 1 PM 1400 Belvedere Ave, Fayetteville, NC 28305

Just Ariana has foolishly entrusted Don't Bring Schaefer Up and Rectum Damn Near Fucked Em to show her how to hare a trail and maybe, just maybe, she might earn a name. This week's trail will leave you soaked, much like an evening spent with Just Ariana. There will be a fair balance of shiggy and pavement to give you all the full experience you've been needing. Be prepared to probably get lost along with way from someone laying shitty marks. Be aware! Pudding shots and delicious OTFs will make up for whatever shenanigans are in store! See you on Sunday!

Bring a dry bag, $7 Hash Cash, vessel, virgins, whistle, dry clothes.

On After: TBD