480 Turners Ln, Fayetteville, NC 28301Who: Wanks from NomadH3 What: Laying you a shitty trail Where:480 Turners Ln, Fayetteville, NC 28301 Why: “We're cumming to your Hash! Gonna lay a trail!” Deets: $5 Hash Cash(gets you a patch and beer!), visual aids for nighttime, noise makers. The current Nomad H3 trail number is always your weight, times the numbers of beers you've drank in the past three days, divide pi, and add the number of days till your next birthday. Round up. (Don't forget to show your work, like a cheap blowjob.) Example: 160lbs × 214.2beers ÷ 3.142015 + 369days = 1448.5 or Trail#1449! Easy, right?
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